Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Satire. Show all posts

Thursday, May 22, 2025

Review: Smoko by F.E. Beyer


 

Genre: Humor/Satire

Description:

“One day the postal services will turn a buck by using drones to deliver fake Rolexes to citizen slackers on a universal income. But for now, the mail team continues busting arse delivering gym membership promotions to retirement villages. Adopting an attitude of resignation offers comfort to some, but one worker, inspired by Ned Ludd, Marx, and the Unabomber, opts for sabotage. Both comic and absurd, Smoko is a social realist novel set in the depths of New Zealand suburbia.”

Author:

“F.E. Beyer writes about dead-end jobs, travel, history and crime. He is the author of two books: Buenos Aires Triad, a tale of low-end criminals in Argentina's capital, and Smoko, a comic novel set in New Zealand. His articles and reviews have appeared in the South China Morning Post, Los Angeles Review of Books, Inside Indonesia, and Travelogues Magazine.”

Appraisal:

This explores what it is like for a postal worker at the postal service in New Zealand. I assume this is not really how it is there, but an imagined situation sometime in the near future. The postal service has been privatized with lots of emphasis on productivity from the workers and making a good profit for the company. This is likely to ring true for anyone working for a large corporation anywhere in the world. It will keep you laughing because, as satire does, it goes a bit over the top, but it will also get you thinking and pondering where the line that shouldn’t be crossed (but maybe will be some places) should be.

Buy now from:            Amazon US        Amazon UK

FYI:

Some adult language.

Since the story mostly takes place in New Zealand there is lots of slang and expressions that fit the location. Plenty of words I’ve seen before and understood and lots more I don’t think I’ve read or heard, but felt like I understood what was being said from the context in the more difficult instances. Even the title, Smoko, refers to what I’d call slang, the Smoko Room (break or smoke room) that workers gather in when taking a break.

Format/Typo Issues:

No significant issues.

Rating: **** Four Stars

Reviewed by: BigAl

Approximate word count: 45-50,000 words

Monday, March 31, 2025

Review: The Potusgeists by Will Worsley


 Genre: Historical Fantasy/Satire

Description:

“The president is seeing ghosts!

Patty Pitypander is in way over her head. Somehow, she won the election—but the Oval Office is not what she expected. Neither are its grumpy ghosts, the Potusgeists, who view her as unqualified to be president.

When she refuses to heed their advice, dead presidents and first ladies spook her from the West Wing to the Blue Room. Blood drips down the walls, phantoms emerge out of nowhere, and William Howard Taft appears in her bathtub—naked!

The ghosts are not the only ones eager to foil her ambitious plans. Traitors lurk among the White House staff, dying to give her back a good stab—if Mrs. Lincoln doesn’t do it first.

Caught in a power struggle between the living and the dead, Patty must prove herself to both, or she’ll lose the presidency. Can she save herself in time?”

Author:

“Will Worsley began writing fiction full-time in 2016, after careers in publishing and investment management. As an editor at Time-Life Books, he wrote and edited articles on popular non-fiction topics ranging from history to home repair. As a money manager, he oversaw portfolios for large institutions and got the idea for his first satirical novel, Investing in Vain, named a top 10 business book of 2017 by Wealth Management magazine. He is a graduate of the University of Virginia, where he earned master’s degrees in English and business. Visit his website at willworsley.com”

Appraisal:

A different (at least from what I normally read), amusing, entertaining, and sometimes frustrating read. The frustrating part is that Patty Pitypander is, if not the most incompetent president ever (regardless of who you might think is next worst) then she’s got to be close. It’s not that she’s not capable. More that her priorities are messed up. But luckily the White House is full of spirits (okay, we’ll call them ghosts) of many presidents and first ladies who came before her. They’re there to help, whether she likes it or not. Will Patty get it together? Will she be able to deal with things, other than ghosts, who complicate things even more? It makes for a fun read that will keep you guessing.

Buy now from:            Amazon US        Amazon UK

Format/Typo Issues:

Review is based on an advance reviewer copy, so I can’t gauge the final product in this area.

Rating: **** Four Stars

Reviewed by: BigAl

Approximate word count: 75-80,000 words

Friday, October 4, 2024

Review: For Your Benefit by Patrick Canning


 Genre: Detective/Satire

Description:

“Teddy Lint is the kindest private investigator on the planet, committed to seeing the best in everyone he meets. The detective agency he runs out of a Los Angeles strip mall with his brother Ralph has seen a strange case or two before, but never anything like this.

A man claiming to work for the CIA hires the Lints to find a shipping container of radioactive Agent Orange that vanished over fifty years ago. He insists someone is planning on using an army of drones to drench L.A. with the deadly chemicals before the week is out.

The Lint Brothers enter a maze of bizarre suspects, from nefarious ad executives, to anarchistic Boy Scouts, to a toga-clad militia fighting for exclusive rule by women. The propaganda-obsessed society that seems to be running the world is probably worth looking into as well.

The power of empathy collides with the dangers of disinformation as Teddy fights to save the people he loves. Our beloved detective doesn't give up easily, but any Angelenos with an aversion to death by herbicide might want to dust off that umbrella, just in case . . .”

Author:

“Patrick Canning is the author of For Your Benefit (2024), Cryptonalia (2021), Hawthorn Woods (2020), The Colonel and the Bee (2018), and Cryptofauna (2018).

His work often blends genres, combining elements of humor, adventure, fantasy, and mystery into stories with imaginative settings, quirky characters, and typos.

Patrick lives in Chicago with his Australian Shepherd, Hank. When he isn’t writing, he enjoys walks on the lakefront, being excited/worrying about AI, and eating his bodyweight in potatoes.”

Appraisal:

This was an interesting read. It was described to me as a “satirical detective novel” and I wasn’t sure how satire was going to work with a mystery or detective story. I found the characters in this to be interesting, amusing (the satirical qualities were at least part of that), and, as you’d want with a detective novel, the story kept me guessing, having little clue what direction things were going. There were times when it felt like my ability to suspend disbelief was being stretched to its limit, but I think the strange detectives allowed me to keep believing and continue reading since I really wanted to know where the story was going to end up. All in all it made for a fun and very unique read.

Buy now from:            Amazon US        Amazon UK

FYI:

Some adult language.

Format/Typo Issues:

Review is based on an advance reviewer copy, so I can’t gauge the final product in this area.

Rating: **** Four Stars

Reviewed by: BigAl

Approximate word count: 65-70,000 words

Monday, June 3, 2024

Review: Dave's New World by Luke Richards


 Genre: Dystopian/Satire

Description:

“DV-8 lives in a dystopian, totalitarian, Orwellian nightmare...and he loves it!

After all, when every single aspect of your life is dictated, it takes a lot of the pressure off you.

He never has to worry about making plans for the weekend as he’s not allowed to do anything; he never has to worry about making small talk with strangers since any topics outside of party business are outlawed and he never has to worry about meeting someone as he already has a partner assigned to him. He’s living the dream.

So, when the revolution comes and DV-8 is granted his freedom (and a new name), he finds he has absolutely no idea what to do with it. Eventually he does what we all do when we are scared and clings on to his safe, familiar ways for dear life. While the majority are out enjoying their new found freedom, DV finds himself ostracised for living by the same rules that used to promise him safety, security and a sense of purpose. When DV discovers there are others like him who are not quite ready to give up the old ways, they team up and hatch a plan to put things ‘right’.

A twist on a traditional Orwellian tale that will make you say, ‘Bring Back Big Brother'.”

Author:

Luke Richards describes himself as being a guinea pig enthusiast, author, and comedian (in that order). Dave’s New World is his first book.

Appraisal:

A dystopian novel that is also satire or comedic is a twist I’ve never seen before and I loved it. Seeing things from the protagonist’s point of view was different. You might think the protagonist is named Dave, but don’t be fooled. People who aren’t with the program start to call him that, but his real name is DV-8. Everyone has a serial number assigned that is made up of a couple digits or letters, a dash and one or two additional digits or letters. (Yeah, If I had done the math to figure things out I’d realize that there couldn’t possibly be enough combinations for the number of people in the country he lives in, but I didn’t feel like doing math.) The overall story is engaging as we try to figure out whether DV-8 is going to see the light or not. But there are also a bunch of comedic things buried in there for people familiar with popular literature and popular music. For example, I kept expecting to run into a person called MC-5 in reference to the 60s rock band from Detroit. That didn’t happen, but we did see other bands show up, UB-40 for example, along with other musical and cultural references used in a humorous way. How it all shakes out and what DV-8 or Dave think of it, I’ll leave you to find out when you give this book a read, but if you’re into the dystopian genre and comedic or satirical stories as much as I am, you’re going to love this book.

Buy now from:            Amazon US        Amazon UK

FYI:

The author is from the UK and uses UK spelling conventions.

Format/Typo Issues:

No significant issues.

Rating: ***** Five Stars

Reviewed by: BigAl

Approximate word count: 55-60,000 words

Thursday, March 23, 2023

Review: Planned Obsolescence by Lorin Brandon


 

Genre: Religious Satire

Description:

“The most hopelessly enslaved consider themselves free...

A mysterious, ancient manuscript is found two miles underground in a goldmine. Archaeologists are fascinated, and the story gains the attention of the Vatican.

Archaeologist Dr. Manuel Consuelo is intrigued by the artifact, and believes it will divulge information never previously accessible to humans. This other-worldly manuscript will confirm his notions, once he is finally able to examine it, under the watchful eye of the Vatican.

However, his conclusions outrage the clergy. Is humanity free, or are we the subjects of invisible overlords? Is control exerted on this earth through the reign of kings, priests and dictators, as shills for the overlords?

In this remarkable novel, author Lorin Brandon imagines human existence in a different light; one that establishes our true existence and allows us to imagine greater freedoms, instead of complacent control and manipulation. Perhaps this artifact possesses the potential to enable humanity to envision a more liberated, truthful existence.”

Author:

I was unable to find any information about the author.

Appraisal:

This novel is designed to make you think. It imagines that the world is controlled by what are described as “overlords.” We humans on earth are the equivalent to livestock to these overlords who use religion as a means of controlling their flock. But when an ancient manuscript is discovered that explains this, as you might expect, it causes some concern in the halls of power.

I enjoyed what I’ll describe as the main story thread, what was happening on the surface, the conflict between the scientists of academia and religious leadership, in this case the pope and other high ranking Vatican officials. That part of the story is full of conflict, obviously fictional, but easy to imagine and it makes a good story. But I probably enjoyed even more what I’ll call the subtle critique of religion, the logic (or lack thereof) behind it, and the ideas that might make a person who is religious question their beliefs. Or maybe not. I expect different people will react in different ways to the underlying questions raised by this story, and that’s okay. It will get you thinking, regardless of what you conclude.

Buy now from:            Amazon US        Amazon UK

FYI:

Some adult language.

Format/Typo Issues:

No significant issues.

Rating: **** Four Stars

Reviewed by: BigAl

Approximate word count: 75-80,000 Words

Tuesday, September 27, 2022

Reprise Review: Queenie's Teapot by Carolyn Steele


 Genre: Satire

Description:

“A post-Brexit, post-Trump romp through the world of what-if...

In a world where democracy has been declared no longer fit for purpose, a cohort of randomly-selected British Republic citizens receives their call to serve in parliament. As the strangers gather to learn their tasks for the next three years, the Cabinet Support Team tries to fit jobs to skills—but Queenie can’t do nuffin’. Naturally she becomes head of state. Together the new government muddles through, tackling unrest on the streets and a spot of global bioterrorism in addition to their own journeys of self-discovery.”

Author:

A native of the UK, Carolyn has worked in a number of professions, from psychologist to driving a semi-truck to an editor and proofreader. Then there's this author thing too, with two non-fiction books to her credit as well as contributing to several more. This book appears to be her first published work of fiction.

Appraisal:

I'm not sure where to start in trying to describe Queenie's Teapot, even in picking a genre. The premise is much like you'd expect from a dystopian novel, a “what if” imagined to the ultimate, but things never get bad enough to qualify as a dystopia. (Of course, the opposite of a dystopia is a utopia, and that doesn't fit either.) The author described it as satire, and that's not totally unreasonable.

At least satire is reasonable other than the quibble that satire is typically based on reality, but the world imagined here isn't reality with the figureheads of government (heads of state, cabinet ministers, etc.) picked semi-randomly by people working in the background. Well, not reality unless you buy into some of the more wild conspiracy theories floating around. I'll assume you don't.

Lack of knowing how to describe the story didn't stop me from getting drawn in. The protagonist, Queenie Mason, was likeable and made me want her to succeed. (That's why she got picked as head of state, not because of her name, although that couldn't have hurt.) The deeper into the story I got, the more I understood the satire. I got the point of the what if. Some of you might see it as a dystopia after all. At a minimum it's a fun little political adventure and if you want, it'll also get you thinking.

Buy now from:            Amazon US        Amazon UK

FYI:

Uses UK spelling. Also, lots of UK slang and forms of expression.

Original review posted January 25, 2017.

Format/Typo Issues:

No significant issues

Rating: ***** Five Stars

Reviewed by: BigAl

Approximate word count: 95-100,000 words

Wednesday, March 23, 2022

Review: Homecoming by John Strother


 Genre: Satire/Humor, according to the author

Description:

Smoke, Ink, Cowboy, and Dusty step into the hallways of Trails End High School and are “accused of trampling time honored [sic] traditions like they were the four horsemen of the Apocalypse.”

Author:

John Strother “loves a good book, whether fact of [sic] fiction. Hemingway, Faulkner, Boorstin, Roth, Tolstoy, McCullough, Keillor, McCarthy, Wodehouse. Always an eye out for another great author to follow.” – Sure John, Osamu Dazai.

Appraisal:

Elmore Leonard said, readers don’t skip dialog. If that’s true, there’s precious little to skip in Homecoming. It’s about ninety percent dialog and much of that in the colorful patois of East Texas, which plays well into the humor-laced conversations.

While the dialog is fun, characters and relationships are thinly layered, and the plot could have been lifted from any B-movie raucous teen romp. A locally unwelcomed corporation opens a site in Texas piney woods. Four boys, whose parents relocate, start their school career as outcasts. Such de rigueur characters as a bullying coach, irreverent mentor, and an outlaw girl with a kind heart provide adversity or support. The boys get into assorted bits of trouble and come through fine. The coach gets his comeuppance, but it is so jarringly vile as to sour the book’s otherwise light-hearted flavor.

Buy now from:            Amazon US        Amazon UK

FYI:

In addition to humor/satire, I would put the novel in the YA genre.

Format/Typo Issues:

Multitude of errors, as evidenced in both the book and author descriptions on Amazon as of this writing.

Rating: *** Three Stars

Reviewed by: Sam Waite

Approximate word count: 50-55,000 words

Monday, February 7, 2022

Review: Come Take Me: A Celestial Satire by E.M. Skyler


 Genre: Satire, Dark Comedy

Description:

The time is now (almost), and some Americans have decided that Canada is not quite far enough from their roiling homeland. For them there is ComeTakeMe.com, a website where people advertise to get taken by aliens.

Author:

E.M. Skyler is a pseudonym. The author provides no personal information.

Appraisal:

Come Take Me is a delightfully wacky tale perhaps best enjoyed with an impish wine: Antihero notes of Confederacy of Dunces, plot hints of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and aromatic nuances of anything by Kurt Vonnegut. Overall delicious.

Besides the enjoyment of a nutty space odyssey, we learn what a giant telepathic centipede that is underemployed as a tour guide has in common with a semi sentient human from Earth. They are just alike in everything that really matters, as it turns out.

What is the worst possible punishment for weight-loss hucksters? Obvious, but still satisfying.

Can a human social misfit, in his intergalactic quest to prevent the destruction of 277 worlds, be aided by immortal zombie fish with a hankering for an orgy every hundred years? That’s a gray area. Perhaps it’s more important if the human saves them from ennui.

What happens when a human that had become a media star among the fully sentient races of the universe is returned to his prior dour existence? The answer might come along on the next bus.

Buy now from:            Amazon US        Amazon UK

FYI:

Fish orgies are not suitable reading for young humans

Format/Typo Issues:

None

Rating: ***** Five Stars

Reviewed by: Sam Waite

Approximate word count: 80-85,000 Words

Thursday, January 20, 2022

Review: The Mary Jane Gambit by Sam B. Waite


Genre: Satire/Thriller

Description:

“This satire on crypto currencies sees a U.S. banking chain issue a marijuana-backed coin complete with credit cards and checking accounts as a true alternative to the U.S. dollar. The Mary Jane crypto appears headed for success until foreign powers issue their own stable coin intended not only to compete with the dollar but to crush it globally.

The dollar’s role as the primary currency for international reserves and invoicing gives the nation extraordinary advantage in the global economy, including its ability to impose economic sanctions for political reasons. Crypto currencies present a potential challenge that could play out in interesting ways. The Mary Jane Gambit was intended as a humorous look at what might become a quite serious issue.”

Author:

“Sam Waite spent thirty years of his career in Japan as a journalist for U.S. and Japanese financial news organizations and as a communications specialist for a global management consultancy. He joined the Marine Corps at age 18 and served one year each in Vietnam and Japan, where he began language study, which carried over to Asian studies at the University of Texas at Austin. He has an MBA from Texas A&M International. His other works of fiction, under pen names, have been published by Virgin Books, in English and German translation.”

Sam is also one of the Pals at BigAl’s Books and Pals.

Appraisal:

Although satirical, I didn’t find the things that happened in this book to be too far over the top. I bought into what was happening the whole way. I not only got an intense and exciting thriller, full of unexpected twists, double crossing “partners” and globetrotting characters keeping me guessing about how it was all going to turn out, but learned a bit in the process.

In addition to the entertainment and tension I’d expect from a thriller, I learned a bit about cryptocurrency and how it functions. Those not familiar with the history of currency, the gold standard, and how that changed over the years will also improve their understanding of money as a means of value exchange.

Buy now from:            Amazon US        Amazon UK

Format/Typo Issues:

No significant issues.

Rating: ***** Five Stars

Reviewed by: BigAl

Approximate word count: 60-65,000 words

Monday, September 20, 2021

Penny Pinching Tips for the Morally Bankrupt by Libby Marshall


 Genre: Satire/Humor/Short Story Collection

Description:

“Penny Pinching Tips for the Morally Bankrupt is a fantastically funny, wonderfully weird, and surprisingly sincere collection of short stories, humor pieces, and miscellaneous bits. In this explosively original debut, Libby Marshall plumbs the depths of suburban despair, female desire, and the ever-present feeling that death could claim us at any moment.

Debra, an unhappy billionaire’s wife, decides to resurrect the 18th-century trend of hiring a man to live on their property as an ornamental garden hermit. An elderly serial killer, bored by her dull nursing home existence, finds a deadly new purpose when her high school nemesis ends up living down the hall. In 1953 a young couple drives to Makeout Point where instead of an evening of heavy petting, they find mountain lions, a man with no gaps in his teeth, and the opportunity to kill Henry Kissinger. Within these pages, a man tries to date after losing his wife to The Salem Witch Trials, a Wi-Fi router gains sentience, a series of cardboard boxes oozing with smoky-sweet baked beans mysteriously appear at a woman’s front door, and a Chuck E. Cheese is haunted by the spirit of Princess Diana.

Boldly strange, deliciously satirical, and laugh-out-loud hilarious, Penny Pinching Tips for the Morally Bankrupt swings from the grim and ghastly to the exquisite and lovely. This one-of-a-kind book takes the reader on a surreal journey through the compulsory despair of daily life and concludes that the only sensible reaction to that much pain is laughter.”

Author:

Based in Chicago, Libby Marshall is a comedic actress, performing solo and in sketch and improv shows. Her writing has appeared in multiple publications. This is her first book.

Appraisal:

I could imagine someone being put off by the title of this book. But the reality is, good satire is humorous while exposing what is wrong with the actions, people, or ideas being satirized. Although the short stories in this collection have some dark moments due to some of the characters being satirized, ultimately the over-the-top ridiculous actions offset any darkness with humor. This is definitely not your typical humorous short story collection, but it was absolutely a fun read, sometimes getting me pondering certain types of people and always entertaining.

Buy now from:            Amazon US        Amazon UK

FYI:

Adult language and subjects.

Format/Typo Issues:

No significant issues.

Rating: **** Four Stars

Reviewed by: BigAl

Approximate word count: 65-70,000 words.

Monday, August 2, 2021

Reprise Review: Keeping Private Idaho by Rick Just

 


Genre: Contemporary Fiction/Satire

Description:

“Coyote never seems to learn. Yet, he never fails to teach, mostly through the error of his ways. He taught the Nez Perce that they came from the Heart of the Monster. Now, he is teaching modern day Idahoans, they have a monster in their heart. This is Private Idaho, a place that exists in the minds of accidental natives and territorial pranksters who take out their resentments on tourists and real estate speculators. They are anonymous and deadly. In this tale of the New West, where the cowboys are women and the Indians wear Rollerblades, be alert for exploding potatoes, the allure of mineshafts and the terrible finesse of chainsaws.”

Author:

“Rick Just is a native Idahoan who grew up on a ranch along the Blackfoot River. He is a former Marine, a whitewater kayaker, a sculptor, a sports car buff and the alpha male of his schnauzer pack. As a student, he served as editor of Boise State University's nationally acclaimed literary magazine, cold-drill. During Idaho's Centennial, Rick wrote and produced the official Centennial radio series, Idaho Snapshots, which aired daily on stations statewide. The program won the Governor's Take Pride in Idaho award and was honored in the national Take Pride in America program.”

To learn more about Mr. Just please visit his website.

Appraisal:

I’m a sometimes Idahoan with roots in the state going back several generations. About twenty years ago I was living elsewhere and suggested to a co-worker, another expat-Idahoan, that beyond the obvious differences between rural and more populous areas common in most states, that Idaho was actually three states (maybe I should have said regions to be less divisive) with their own distinct cultural norms. The first of these is The Panhandle (which is a cross between their close neighbors of Eastern Oregon and Western Montana, with a dash of right-wing extremism thrown in to keep things interesting). Next is the Mormon influenced Southeast, in many ways more of a far-northern outpost of Utah. Last, is the Southwest, with Boise, the only significant urban area and Sun Valley, the two places most likely known to people largely unacquainted with the Gem State.

Each of these areas is represented by at least one significant character in Keeping Private Idaho, and the diversity of the characters in the novel is reflective of reality. Thrown into the mix is Coyote of Native American mythology as another major character. The large cast of characters was difficult to track in the beginning. As the story progressed and each distinctive personality solidified in my mind, that became less of a problem.

One thing each area of the state has in common is tourism as a significant industry. The timeframe when the story takes place (the mid-90s) was also a period when Idaho, along with many other western states, experienced conflict, with rapid growth, an influx of “outsiders” moving in (many from California), and rapid appreciation in housing prices. At times this caused disagreements and clashes between the natives and the newcomers, with bumper stickers saying “Don’t Californicate Idaho” as one obvious outward representation of those opposed to the changes.

It’s against this backdrop that the story of Keeping Private Idaho is told. It’s a cautionary tale (luckily the modern day Monkey Wrench Gang depicted here was never reality). Part of me realized while reading that some things, like a rural rancher wishing her city cousins would get as nostalgic about bucking hay as they did during branding season, wouldn’t evoke the same knowing chuckle from everyone as it did for me. Some of the subtle humor (the names of the children in the Thompson family, for example) wouldn’t tickle the funny bone for everyone, like it did for me. (In fact, most people would probably have to have it explained to even realize there was humor there.)

However, Keeping Private Idaho also explores some universal themes, dealing with change and the concept of geographical and cultural roots, being the two that resonated most with me. I would expect those parts of the story to be entertaining and thought provoking for all readers, even those who have never been within a thousand miles of the state.

Buy now from:    Amazon US        Amazon UK

FYI:

Added for Reprise Review: Keeping Private Idaho by Rick Just was a nominee in the Contemporary/Literary/General category for B&P 2015 Readers' Choice Awards. Original review ran April 22, 2014.

Format/Typo Issues:

No significant issues.

Rating: ***** Five Stars

Reviewed by: BigAl

Approximate word count: 70-75,000 words

Saturday, January 9, 2021

Reprise Review: Bad Book by K.S. Brooks, Stephen Hise, JD Mader

 


Genre: Satire/Parody

Description:

“The name’s Case. No first name. He is a man among men and therefore only one name is sufficient. Women want to smack him – men want to smack him, too, just harder. Join Case on his epic travels through multiple literary genres as he ruins horror, space-adventure, noir detective, spy-thriller, westerns, classics of literature, pop culture icons and more with his own unique panache.”

Authors:

Three people who write a bunch. Want more?

K.S. Brooks has written everything from thrillers to children’s books (I count eleven, not including those where she was a coauthor or contributing author, which adds another handful – the number of fingers on Honey Boo Boo’s hand if you count this book). Ms. Brooks is also the administrator of the website Indies Unlimited.

Stephen Hise is the author of the suspense novel Upgrade and has contributed to several others including Creepier by the Dozen, a short story anthology written by Hise, his son, and his daughter. He’s also the founder of the Indies Unlimited website.

JD Mader has two novels to his credit, a short story collection, and a collection of essays to scare any dad-to-be, You Hate Me Because I’m Pregnant (a survival guide for expectant dads). He’s also contributed to and co-written several others.

For more, visit the individual websites for Brooks, Hise, and Mader.

Appraisal:

Humor may be dependent on the reader, but if you can’t laugh at this book, you must have had a funny-bone-ectomy as a child. The laughs started with a disclaimer that begins …

Bad Book meets or exceeds the recommended daily allowance of vowels and consonants, and is safe and effective when used as directed. Use of Bad Book in any manner inconsistent with its intended purpose nullifies its warranty, which is neither expressed nor implied.

… and finishes with, “If you experience an erection that lasts more than four hours, congratulations.” It only gets better from there. As the hero (villain, idiot, or at least protagonist) Chase bounces from genre to genre the authors poke fun at every one with references to the wild (or is it mild) old west and even the books J.K. Rowling wrote before The Casual Vacancy.

I felt a tap on my shoulder and tottered around to see some geezer dressed in a long gown and a pointy hat like that old dude in that book about that weird little kid that goes off to some magical school to find a ring. What’s the name of that thing again – “Hobbits Take Manhattan,” or something like that.

How could you go wrong for less than a dollar to get your own copy of the Kindle Edition. (Hurry, they may try to cash in on the critical acclaim and bump the price up to three digits. Even split three ways, they’ll be hundredaires in no time.)

Buy now from:    Amazon US        Amazon UK

FYI:

Added for Reprise Review: Bad Book by K.S. Brooks, Stephen Hise, JD Mader was a nominee in the Humor category for B&P 2014 Readers' Choice Awards. Original review ran June 25, 2013.

Format/Typo Issues:

No significant issues.

Rating: ***** Five Stars

Reviewed by: BigAl

Approximate word count: 50-55,000 words

Friday, October 23, 2020

Review: Slippery When Wet's Classic Fairy Tales of Murder and Mayhem by Linda Vanek

 


Genre: Fairy Tale/Humor/Satire/Short Story Collection

Description:

“Bluebeard's naive bride is only a cover for his truly brutal fetishes. Rapunzel is the unbalanced spawn of an opium-addicted mother. The Wolf is the least of Red Riding Hood's problems. Meet Sleeping Beauty's twin henchman sons. A product of incest when her own half brother comes upon her helplessly passed out in a coma and takes advantage. Discover the real price Rumpelstiltskin charges for spinning straw into gold.

If you enjoy dark humor with your incest, torture, cannibalism, dismemberment, and other medieval pastimes you've come to the right place. These are extremely gruesome adult retellings of classic fairy tales more than just fractured. These stories are deeply dark with twisted sexual encounters and the women in these fairy tales are not the tenderhearted pushovers as in modern-day fairy tales.

So come down to the dungeon, settle onto your Judas cradles and break out your heretic forks. A delectable feast for true horror fairy tale fans. This book will haunt your dreams if not give you vivid nightmares. Each story and many characters are tied together all into one dysfunctional kingdom with a viciously abusive king and many murderous, lascivious and just plain monstrously evil people. This book includes Bluebeard, Rumpelstiltskin, Red Riding Hood, Sleeping Beauty, Rapunzel, Hansel and Gretel and more. A wicked read.”

Author:

“Originally from Chicago, Linda has been writing horror and thriller short stories for years and formerly published stories in pulp fiction magazines such as Murderous Intent Magazine under a pen name. She is also a composer, rock guitarist and singer in the classic rock style band Slippery When Wet and uses the stage name Linda Vee Sado.”

Appraisal:

If you like dark and twisted, this might be right up your alley. Each of the stories in this collection takes a classic fairytale as the foundation and rewrites it, staying true to the basic story while adding some off-the-wall twists to end up with a story that you’d never want to tell the kids that the originals were aimed for. But for adults who know the real world isn’t quite like it is depicted in fairytales, you’ll hopefully laugh at these dark and demented tales. Hopefully they won’t feel too familiar to real life.

Buy now from:            Amazon US        Amazon UK

FYI:

Some adult themes.

Format/Typo Issues:

The number of proofing errors (homonym issues, missing or extra words and other typos) wasn’t enough to impact the ranking, but it went right up to the line and didn’t quite cross it. If you’re bothered by typos, beware.

Rating: **** Four Stars

Reviewed by: BigAl

Approximate word count: 25-30,000 words

Sunday, August 23, 2020

Review: The Adventures of G Man by Boris Wang

 


Genre: Humor/Satire

Description:

“Say hello to G Man – Beaver City’s newest superhero.

When a bungled science experiment endows Arthur Pinkerton with super powers – and a giant phallus - he becomes the unlikely champion of the defenseless. But will he be able to sustain his erection long enough to rid the city of its criminal underclass? And will he be able to defeat the feared crime boss, Carmelita Cameltoe, or will it all end in a premature capitulation?

Read this exciting new book to find out!”

Author:

“Boris Wang is a legendary storyteller in his own mind. He lives in a small house by the lake where he drinks coffee, reads comics and serves as aide-de-camp to a pair of demanding Siamese cats. When he’s not updating his Tinder profile or plotting global domination, he tries to write stories about superheroes with very unusual abilities.”

Appraisal:

Well that was different. Just trying to nail down the genre of this novella will tell you a lot about it. There’s enough sex going on for erotica to be a reasonable description. But erotica takes their sex seriously and, while it’s seriously sex, I don’t think anyone involved from the author to the participants (other than maybe the star of this book, Arthur) are taking it very seriously. It’s downright funny. Maybe we can call it a humor book. But it’s not just funny, it’s also making fun of so many things. I’d call that satire. However, our star, Arthur, is also using what can accurately be called superpowers to fight crime (at least when his female friends can get him in the right mood to do so). So, I guess we’ve got a humorous, erotic, satirical superhero story. Bet you’ve never read one of those before.

In many ways I enjoyed this. The off the wall concept, not even trying to be subtle, was fun. (Look at the description for the names of the crime boss, the town where this takes place, or even the pen name the author has chosen.) At least for this relatively short read, the concept held up and the story line worked.

So, what’s the problem? Why only three stars? Non-existent proofreading. I’d be reading, trip over something, and discover it wasn’t Arthur’s bigger-than-real-life appendage, but a wrong or extra word. This happened way too much with me flagging twice as many issues as I’d have found marginally acceptable in a book two or three times as long. A little more (okay, a lot more) polish and this could be a fun, off-the-wall read that could appeal to a decent sized group of readers out there.

Buy now from:            Amazon US        Amazon UK

FYI:

One adult situation after another. While not exactly erotica, it isn’t exactly not either.

Format/Typo Issues:

Way, way, way too many proofing issues.

Rating: *** Three Stars

Reviewed by: BigAl

Approximate word count: 19-20,000 words

Monday, November 18, 2019

Reprise Review: The Sparrow Conundrum by Bill Kirton



Genre: Crime/Satire

Description:

“Machin’s garden explodes, igniting a power struggle over lucrative North Sea oil and gas contracts. The Sparrow takes flight amidst chaos and violence that are the least of the strange goings-on.”

Author:

A former university lecturer, Bill Kirton was born in England and has lived most of his life in Scotland. He has written everything you could imagine, from academic essays and dissertations to songs and plays. He has several more short stories and novels available for your favorite eReader. You could find Kirton books on his Amazon author page.

Appraisal:

I saw this described as a “crime spoof,” which is a perfect description. It is full of humor, often dry and subtle, as the stereotype of English humor would indicate. I learned the names of obscure (to me) birds and fish, which are used as codenames amongst the criminals; thankfully, my Kindle dictionary knew them all. Many of the criminals, especially the protagonist Chris Machin, are likeable and sympathetic (with the exception of those crimes they’re supposed to be committing). In contrast, the police are anything but, not to mention much better at crime than the criminals.

Beyond the story, I enjoyed the way Kirton strings words together. For example, I love this line, for how it twists the cliché into something clever, rather than overused:

“Hawk would undoubtedly have been more suspicious, but he was desperate for a gift horse and its mouth was invisible at the other end of a telephone line.”

Kirton won the 2011 Forward National Literature Award in the humor category for this book, and the reason is apparent.

Buy now from:    Amazon US        Amazon UK

FYI:

Uses UK spelling conventions and slang (possibly Scottish too, but I’m no expert).

Some adult language. While there is very little that is explicit, sexual themes and innuendo are constant. If the thought of anything sexual makes you blush, especially if it involves obscure kinks and fetishes (anything beyond a man, a woman, and a bed), this isn’t the book for you.

Added for Reprise Review: The Sparrow Conundrum by Bill Kirton was the WINNER in the Humor and Satire category for B&P 2013 Readers' Choice Awards. Original review ran April 3, 2012.

Format/Typo Issues:

No significant issues.

Rating: ***** Five Stars

Reviewed by: BigAl

Approximate word count: 65-70,000 words