Friday, July 26, 2024

Review: The Customer is Always Wrong by StJohn Lennox-Kerr


 

Genre: Humor/Memoir

Description:

“Working with the general public can be a nightmare, especially in the world of computer repair. In The Customer is Always Wrong, StJohn Lennox-Kerr exposes the true horrors of customer service with a collection of painfully hilarious, and sometimes downright infuriating, stories from his time at a small computer repair shop.

Just don't lose your faith in humanity!”

Author:

I was unable to find any information about the author other than what the book says, that he is an IT professional who spent a few years about 20 years ago working in a computer repair shop.

Appraisal:

This book consists of short tales of experiences the author had working at a computer repair shop. Each section is a paragraph or two, roughly a hundred words or a bit less. Around the size of this review. (Okay, maybe more like between half to a third the size of this review.) It chronicles everything from people using the parking lot in front of the strip mall the shop was located in as a bathroom to multiple unsuccessful attempts to get something for nothing from the store to how clueless people often are about their computer or life in general. While the author eventually makes it clear that the vast majority of the customers he dealt with were reasonably nice and no problem to take care of, by the time you reach that point you can’t help but wonder how any town can have as many idiots as the one he worked in apparently does.

Most of the stories managed to get a laugh or chuckle out of me or in some cases a shake of the head, struggling to believe how the customer thought anyone would believe them or go for what they proposed. Sometimes I questioned the truth of the story as well. For example one claimed that a woman came into the store carrying a fire hydrant, set it down, said “it’s yours now,” and walked out. A fire hydrant? Really? Maybe it really happened. I’m not sure how much a fire hydrant weighs, but suppose there are people tough enough to carry one out there, assuming they came across one that wasn’t connected to the water pipe. It just seems unlikely. Or maybe he didn’t mean fire hydrant, but got the term wrong. Maybe fire extinguisher. Still strange, but more believable. I’m not sure, but my alternative possibility seems possible since this book had a ton of proofreading errors (missing words, wrong words, words that should be two words made into compound words like onetime). At times a fun read, but the proofreading issues and a ton of short repetitive stories offset much of the fun.

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FYI:

Some adult language.

Format/Typo Issues:

Way, way, way too many issues with proofreading misses. It surpassed what I would find acceptable in a book twice as long.

Rating: *** Three Stars

Reviewed by: BigAl

Approximate word count: 25-30,000 words

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